Help I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up.

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manosukestoned420:

in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body

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neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY

WHY

IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.

THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

OMG I HAD TO GO UP CLOSE TO THE SCREEN TO ACTUALLY SEE IT.

STILL LAUGHING.

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accio-coconuthead:

vocaroo:

there’s a colonial woman on the wing

SHES CHURNING BUTTER

THERE’S SOMETHING THEY AREN’T TELLING US!

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ciz4cookii:

You are so fake.

True ;)

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chillthoughts:

soml

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